Cherries and Arsenic

I stuck a pound of cherries in a juicer yesterday, pits and all (I figured the pits were good for you too, so why not?)

My stomach started hurting after an hour. I went online and read that cherry pits contain trace amounts of arsenic and can kill you.

Funny how little I cared. As a matter of fact, I laughed.

"How did Beth die?"

"Cherries. She cherried herself to death."